1. The delegation of High Charity wishes to convey our condolences at the untimely death of Duckie Woes, Fairest of duckies. We hope that comfort and solace may come to friends and relatives, including her immediate family, at their sudden loss.
An extract from a letter by Hod Rumnt, Prophet of Mercy, High Charity, to the NJC Music Programme:
“On behalf of the Covenant, may I give the NJC Music Programme my greatest condolences and that they may receive solace and comfort of such a duckie of great pulchritude. May they take heart that she has passed on unto the halls of the Forerunners, and that she may be forever be peaceful and escape the sordid woes of the world. Indeed, sometimes a loss may serve to remind us of how precious and transient life is, and that we may learn to treasure it more. I also convey my sympathies to Woes’ Husband, that he may learn from the loss of his Beloved and that he may learn more lessons about life and love in the future, to prevent a repetition of the tragedy. Indeed, Duckie Woes has led an eventful life, according to her epitaph. Let not our lives be less uneventful, as a tribute to her.”
On a side note, the Hierarchs met Duckie Woes at a party at the Covenant colony of Joyous Exultation at System Salia.
The Hierarchs have declared, in sympathy with the NJC Music Programme, a one day holiday in High Charity on the 2nd of October in respect of Woes’ death and to celebrate the ending of A-level practical for the J2s. The Hierarchs have also blacklisted Mumpy and Mr. Woes from entering High Charity.
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In all honesty, i felt that such posts should never have appeared in the blog. I do trust that it might be a harmless joke, but it does portray religious and ethnic insensitivity at large. I do hope that you will realise the CONSEQUENCE of your every word posted in the blog. Please do not write without thinking about how your posts can affect those reading the blog in the future. Thank you.
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