BBQ at East Coast sounds good, can we have it on a weekday night if possible? Well it's some time away since J2s end quite late. But let me say outright that I'm not going to (1) cycle (2) blade (3) run (4) jog (5) play badminton which is to say I won't be involving myself in any strenuous physical activities. But monopoly and bridge - okay.

I don't mind swimming in sea! Well, paddling. Or sun-tanning. But am scared of mosquitoes and crabs which hide beneath the sand, they bite.

I presume the men will be starting the fire and doing the cooking. As well as the carrying of charcoal and drinks. I will bring snacks, so heavy, they are, don't you know.